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I've had a lot to think about lately.  I can't believe how close graduation is (21 school days, 30 regular days.)  I'm not graduating, but one of my best friends is.  It's really sad.  Since I go to a school with only Juniors and Seniors, it's going to be really different next year.  She won't be there everyday.  I mean, she'll only be a phone call away of course, but it still won't be the same.  I don't want her to graduate.  ...  Oh that sounds so selfish!  

Also, I have a funeral to go to tomorrow.... It's sad..  It really makes you realize that we don't have infinite time with the people you love.  It's gotten me to think about how I'll feel when the people closest to me just cease to continue to live.  It really makes me appreciate my friends and family.  Life is too spontaneous and short not to appreciate every aspect of it. 

I have an ulcer on the bottom of my tongue.  It's irritating.  

Oh, have you heard about Mystery Mr. Millionaire?  He's this guy who has hired this really expensive matchmaker (starting at the measly price of $50,000) to find a wife for him, but he wants to remain anonymous.  He has 4 requirements: Beauty, brains, body, and balance.  Oh, and she has to be either 5'5" or 5'6".  Ha!  Okay so watch all of these women who meet his "standards" line up to be matched up with him, and then he turns out to be this terribly boring man who is not attractive at all.  Gross.  Can you imagine waking up to that every morning for the rest of your life just because he's Mystery Mr. Millionaire?  That's so silly.  But hey, if it works for him.  And I know it's working for Ms. I'm Going To Charge You $50K To Find You A Woman hahaha.  

How does one acquire that job anyhow?  I mean, it can't be that bad of a job.  

perp derp.