Mmmmmmmm.

Nerds Jelly Beans are 

AMAZING.  

Go buy some.  

They just made my life.

:/

Sorry my blogs are so long.

What??

I've had a lot to think about lately.  I can't believe how close graduation is (21 school days, 30 regular days.)  I'm not graduating, but one of my best friends is.  It's really sad.  Since I go to a school with only Juniors and Seniors, it's going to be really different next year.  She won't be there everyday.  I mean, she'll only be a phone call away of course, but it still won't be the same.  I don't want her to graduate.  ...  Oh that sounds so selfish!  

Also, I have a funeral to go to tomorrow.... It's sad..  It really makes you realize that we don't have infinite time with the people you love.  It's gotten me to think about how I'll feel when the people closest to me just cease to continue to live.  It really makes me appreciate my friends and family.  Life is too spontaneous and short not to appreciate every aspect of it. 

I have an ulcer on the bottom of my tongue.  It's irritating.  

Oh, have you heard about Mystery Mr. Millionaire?  He's this guy who has hired this really expensive matchmaker (starting at the measly price of $50,000) to find a wife for him, but he wants to remain anonymous.  He has 4 requirements: Beauty, brains, body, and balance.  Oh, and she has to be either 5'5" or 5'6".  Ha!  Okay so watch all of these women who meet his "standards" line up to be matched up with him, and then he turns out to be this terribly boring man who is not attractive at all.  Gross.  Can you imagine waking up to that every morning for the rest of your life just because he's Mystery Mr. Millionaire?  That's so silly.  But hey, if it works for him.  And I know it's working for Ms. I'm Going To Charge You $50K To Find You A Woman hahaha.  

How does one acquire that job anyhow?  I mean, it can't be that bad of a job.  

perp derp.

Sorry this is so random

Topic I

Almost everybody in our movement class was in a really pissy mood the other day.  I think we were trying really hard, but some people just did not want to enjoy what we were doing.  They were very focused on finding the errors in what everyone was doing.  I'll admit, I get way too technical sometimes, but that's just how I am.  I'm the same way with research papers.  I'm an infamous perfectionist.  ZACH.  GET THE FLIPPIN CAMERA.  THANKS. 

I think my problem is that I have no idea what I'm doing.  When I have a spark of brilliance, it's pretty wonderful.  But sometimes, I'm blank.  She'll ask for one thing, we'll try it, and then she'll ask for the complete opposite.  It's extremely confusing....  

Topic II

What??  WHAT DO YOU WANT?!  Really, seriously, stop looking at me!

Topic III (this is me complaining.)

This week has sucked.  Sunday, I "bumped" into someone else's freakin parked car.  And on Saturday I have to go to a funeral.  Just found out that we have room inspection tonight, and, no offense Roommate, but she's not the cleanest person in the world.  It really gets on my nerves when she sweeps, but she doesn't sweep it up and throw it away.  We've had a pile of nasty laying on our floor for about two days now.  It's gross.  We'll probably fail.  There are weird people here who I don't know....  Who are these people?  

Oh also, sometimes I feel like my voice teacher (my main teacher in school since I'm a voice major at a residential arts high school) just does not understand how condescending he is.  I mean, I want to be somebody.  I don't want to graduate high school, and then go to some okay college and major in Vocal Performance and then not go anywhere (I'm gonna minor in international marketing).  I want to go somewhere amazing, and be amazing.  Yeah, being a member of the Metropolitan Opera Chorus gets you 6 digits $, but I want to be in the spot light.  I just want to apply and audition, and if I get accepted, and if they think I'm ready then I know I'm ready.  You know?  If I get accepted, I won't turn it down.   

Perp derp.  

Ghosts?

So apparently our campus is super haunted. I believe it. I hate staying in my dorm room when I'm the only person in the suite, because I usually hear noises and it creeps me out and I end up not getting any sleep. Some people have used ouija boards, and they've all talked to the same spirits, even if it hasn't been the same people. It's crazy. Some people claim to have seen the ghost of Elizabeth sitting in that old recliner in the Elizabethan Cottage, which is this really old two-storied white house that is not in use. During Hurricane Gustav, I was afraid that the wind would blow it down. We don't use it.. People also claim to have seen ghosts in the windows of Cooper. One of my friends slept on her matress in the hallway of her dorm room all by herself and she got creeped out becuase she said it sounded like someone was in there with her. She said that it was like somebody was hiding from her and either were gonna jump out and scare her or that they didn't want her to know that they were there. It's just really creepy. I'm convinced our dorms are haunted. During the Civil War, our campus buildings were used as military hospitals. Personally, Cooper creeps me out the most. I was walking by it one night from the coffee shop by myself and got this really weird feeling.. I did not like it. But, hey, it gives me good stories to tell people back home. Maybe I can get a picture of the Elizabethan Cottage on here.

I like blogging.

I think I've just realized that I like blogging.  Although nobody reads it.

But that's okay.

11:42 p.m. and this is what I make of it.

It's 11:42 right now and I'm really tired.   I should be going to bed, but sadly I'm too lazy to get up from this comfy chair and go get in bed (my bed is really high and I usually have to get a running start to jump.)  My roommate is in the shower and the soap smells really good.  

Gosh it's only Monday.  This is going to be one of the slowest weeks.  And I keep getting a whiff of something not so pleasant..  Lovely.  :/  

One of my friends has been accepted to the West Point Military Academy and I'm really proud of him!  Apparently around 40,000 people apply and only 1,200 are accepted, so congrats!  I'm glad he's going out and doing something with his life.  

On the other hand, I'm a little worried about the students who are getting accepted to my school.  The question isn't "Can you get in?" it's "Can you stay?"  And quite frankly, I don't think many of them can..or will.  Next year will be interesting.  I still have hope though.  Perhaps there will be some really cool juniors.  Perhaps they will make the mistake of using flowers as tools of artistry and decorate the sidewalks.  heh heh heh

Oh by the way, about two years ago me and my best friend started this thing where every time we'd write each other a note, we'd include an original haiku.  They got pretty ridiculous.

Remember that time

You made fried bologna?

Yeah.. that was tastey.

This past week...

I think I lost a friend today.  I mean, whatever.  The thing that bothered me was that she ignored me for a week; she didn't say anything.  I thought we were pretty good friends, but she just up and decided that she didn't want to be my friend.  Quite random.  I haven't the slightest idea as to what I may have done to her, but it's okay.  Life goes on, and obviously she will not be a part of my ongoing life.  

POTUS says hi to the blogging world.

Just got bored, so I started a blog.  I thought it would be a dandy way for everybody to keep up with me over the summer.  

Is it a bad idea to be playing with a safety pin in your mouth?